Joe the Plumber – Not LicensedOctober 16, 2008
In an interview with the AP, Joe ‘The Plumber’ Wurzelbacher admitted that he is a scab wrench turner, and unworthy of the designation of ‘plumber’.
Joe the Plumber said Thursday he doesn’t have a license and doesn’t need one. Joe Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, the nickname Republican John McCain bestowed on him during Wednesday’s presidential debate, said he works for a small plumbing company that does residential work. Because he works for someone else, he doesn’t need a license, he said.
So, Joe the Plumber, the one that wants to buy the company, the one that wants to run a plumbing business, isn’t even a licenced plumber. In other words, this guy is that schmo that real plumbers would laugh at, and call a ‘handyman’. Does Joe the Plumber really think that a handyman would be better under John McCain’s tax plan? He may, but he’s full of shit…and isn’t licenced to get himself unfull of shit.
Such is the way of thinking for undereducated, egoistic, self-deceiving blowhards. He claims he wants to buy the business, but is completely unqualified to do so. He claims that Obama’s tax plan would hurt him, when in fact it’s better for him…by far. He claimed that he had been undecided, when in fact, he’s been pulling for McCain since the get-go. And, get this….he’s not registered to vote.
A liar, a fraud, and a unpatriotic douchebag of a handyman was the centerpiece of John McCain’s debate arguments.