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The Sarah Palin Pastor

September 27, 2008

Reverend Wright is nothing compared to this. The goods are at about the 1:45 mark. Witchcraft. So, according to the logic of the Reverend Wright commentary by the right wing, Sarah Palin should have walked out right then and denounced her church, unless she agrees with it…in witch (sic) case, she must believe in ‘witchcraft’.

A fitting scene from Monty Python’s The Search for the Holy Grail

What also floats in water?

Bread!

Apples!

Uh, very small rocks!

Cider!

Uh, gravy!

Cherries!

Mud!

Uh, churches! Churches!

Lead! Lead!

A duck!

Oooh.

Exactly. So, logically…

If… she… weighs… the same as a duck,… she’s made of wood.

And therefore?

A witch!

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